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minus-squareAllonzeeLV@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up65arrow-down1·edit-23 years agoAmateur. I put down a little cubicle and promise them an unspecified amount of blood at some vague point in the future based on attendance and productivity. It’s the only way to kill the mosquito’s soul. They usually fly into a rock on purpose after that, especially after I tell them that I need them to come in on Saturday.
minus-square0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monsterlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·3 years agoAmateur. I do a 12 hours a day week, 10 hours for Saturday and they get the Sunday off only if they don’t break the printer during the week.
minus-squareAllonzeeLV@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 years agoCareful now, You don’t want the Mosquito union getting involved. Their legal team are bloodsuckers.
minus-square0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monsterlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 years agoMeeh, I bribed their union leaders with a few type A+ bags.
minus-square0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monsterlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 years agoHey, it works on humans 🤷.
Amateur.
I put down a little cubicle and promise them an unspecified amount of blood at some vague point in the future based on attendance and productivity.
It’s the only way to kill the mosquito’s soul.
They usually fly into a rock on purpose after that, especially after I tell them that I need them to come in on Saturday.
Amateur.
I do a 12 hours a day week, 10 hours for Saturday and they get the Sunday off only if they don’t break the printer during the week.
Careful now, You don’t want the Mosquito union getting involved.
Their legal team are bloodsuckers.
Meeh, I bribed their union leaders with a few type A+ bags.
This guy mosquito capitalisms.
Hey, it works on humans 🤷.