Amateur.
I put down a little cubicle and promise them an unspecified amount of blood at some vague point in the future based on attendance and productivity.
It’s the only way to kill the mosquito’s soul.
They usually fly into a rock on purpose after that, especially after I tell them that I need them to come in on Saturday.
Amateur.
I do a 12 hours a day week, 10 hours for Saturday and they get the Sunday off only if they don’t break the printer during the week.
Careful now, You don’t want the Mosquito union getting involved.
Their legal team are bloodsuckers.
Meeh, I bribed their union leaders with a few type A+ bags.
This guy mosquito capitalisms.
Hey, it works on humans 🤷.
Rum after salt? You could at least do the mosquito a solid and give them tequila.
but then you’d have to provide a lime
You got me there
I mean I’m not fully against putting out a whole bar if it keeps them away from me and my drink.
They prefer bloody mary
This would probably work on me.
That’s cuz you’re a sucker.
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Leave.
Mosquitoes love sugar, as everyone knows
This may be a little too smart. They’re gonna go extinct
That will work only for humans!
