don’t forget the classic key value: “how much our stockholders think the number will go up”

Dead workers make number sad. Throw bodies in incinerator. Lie to families. Number happy again.

Please attend the All-Hands Town Hall to review this.

Finally an employer who doesn’t lie to me and understands my disposition as somebody on the spectrum. This is like a B+ or higher rating on glassdoor.

Anyways, let’s make the industry standards illegal by voting in representatives who approve campaign finance restrictions.