I can just beat someone with praxis. Take that, theorists!

Is that Professor Professorson from Community?

By equating these two countries and their horrible crimes you are severely downplaying what happened in the Holocaust.

Russia is not communist, though?

I know the police cause you trouble, They cause trouble everywhere, But when you die and go to Heaven, You’ll find no policemen there.

– Woodie Guthrie, ca. 1944

Pick that up!

FOR KARL!!!

I work in an office, that’s the bare minimum here.

Hiring me has many benefits!

• does work
• shows up
• takes average amount of toilet brakes
• rarely breaks things
• fucks up only on accident

THIS IS HOW YOUR FREE COFFEE AND WATER “BENEFITS” FUCKING SOUND!!

My phone recognises touch inputs I do with my knuckles. Knock for screenshot, knock with two knuckles for screen record, and draw an S shape with my knuckle to start a scroll shot.

This is fantastic.

I need help

I gonna get a second monitor, second keyboard, second mouse and dual wield those elder scrolls.

“This circus better be enough to calm your woes, peasants, otherwise we have 40 metric tons of high explosive on stand by.”

I don’t think he’ll be missed.

I am right now sitting in the foyer of my new job waiting for first day orientation to start and I am already cursing the fact that I had to get up so early and go across the entire city just to not die.

Why is the scream guy wearing fantasy leather armour?

They explained (in a now deleted response on twitter) that they targeted the Internet Archive because the US government is implicated in the ongoing genocide in Gaza and the Internet Archive belongs to the US.

A cursory search could’ve revealed that that’s simply untrue.

Some people on twitter assume this is actually a Russian attack coinciding with the election, because apparently many journalists rely on the Internet Archive for research and sourcing.

Also they pay Elon $8 a month.

Jets’N’Guns
Rebel Galaxy
Hardspace Shipbreaker

Hm, space ship games…

Makes me consider doing that again.

Years ago I had a Samsung Galaxy Alpha and ran LineageOS on it but that just completely fucked the battery optimisation. Did this get better? Better than Google even?