I’m already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life
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Pour it on yourself and you’ll never have to work another day in your life
“ingenuity is kill”
“no”
And I will see my dream come alive at last
Just take tiny nibbles so each one rounds down to zero calories
Oh no, please don’t go…
z500@startrek.websiteto
Memes@lemmy.ml•I'd saw off my leg for my grocery store to start carrying something besides shitty IPA's and BudweiserEnglish
1·3 years agoShandies are the tits!
z500@startrek.websiteto
Memes@lemmy.ml•I'd saw off my leg for my grocery store to start carrying something besides shitty IPA's and BudweiserEnglish
5·3 years agoI used to hate beer too, but fruity wheat beers were my gateway.
z500@startrek.websiteto
Memes@lemmy.ml•I'd saw off my leg for my grocery store to start carrying something besides shitty IPA's and BudweiserEnglish
2·3 years agoBerry Monkey tastes even better and is even a bit stronger. It’s dangerous lol
I remember I used to be subscribed to a mailing list for a programming language. A friend of the lead developer set the mailing list up for them at his university, and then went off and did his own thing. It was completely unmoderated. Some kid sent a “neat little proggy” his friend Dieter wrote. If the extent of my Internet usage wasn’t limited to free email through Juno, my entire hard drive probably would have gotten deleted that day lol
And go out in the middle of the night before and leave piles of clothes all over town
That mostly depends on the angle and the location of the swastika
This is me when I get distracted by a cool bug on my way out of the house
My beard must not be bushy enough, it doesn’t seem to work for me.
It’s usually fine, but I download new TV shows automatically and I got a .exe instead of the new Frasier. I don’t think I’ll be downloading an actual .exe from TPB in the future lol