Enjoy your stale rice and rotting chicken drowned in masalas and curries that taste like dish soap. I will be eating a sumptuous rare steak, seasoned only very lightly with salt pepper and some butter.

When it comes to cuisine, white supremacy is very real.

I would kill myself if I had to eat Indian food regularly. Perfumed slop. Indian “cuisine” is by far the worst in the world.

I see the seasoning police has arrived. It’s funny and also sad that you think normal food flavors are “bland.” Better drown everything in Lawry’s seasoned salt and Dr Buttblast.

Thankfully, my little corner store will remain open during floods and other natural disasters as well as pandemics and such. So it will never be necessary for me to have more than 24 hours worth of food in my house.

my masculinity is big and hard

Why is vegan lingo so infantile? Veggies. You can cram you veggies up your asshole. I’m having a burger.