Number 1 that’s black beans. Number 2 the punchline is “i dunno but I’ve never paid $20 to have a garbanzo bean on my face”. Number 3 I won’t allow my go to joke to be stolen by these fascist goons!
v_krishna
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99 in Berkeley right now. My house was built in like 1928 and since we rent obviously there’s been no energy efficient updating of insulation or anything like that since maybe the 60s. It’s like 94 inside right now. Sitting in front of multiple fans just blowing hot air at me this is the life y’all.
v_krishna@lemmy.mlto
Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Early 90s Guide To Cyberpunk NecessitiesEnglish
6·2 years agoI used to read it while pooping as a perl programmer at one of my first jobs
v_krishna@lemmy.mlto
Memes@lemmy.ml•Another valuable life lesson from Elmo and friends!English
26·2 years agoI’m not sure if this is an Oscar reference or a Zizek reference and either way I’m here for it.
Major Kovalyov: “Am I a joke to you?”
And now I’m wondering in the -ihkal suffix is known outside the Shulgin fanbase…
Toilet paper I have known and loved?
Hahaha this guy/gal Santa Cruzes
v_krishna@lemmy.mlto
Memes@lemmy.ml•"Get fu-diddly-ucked" has stuck with me for 16 years nowEnglish
3·3 years agoThankee sai is a fun one because either they are Dark Tower fans or they think you have something tremendously wrong with you.
Fuck this is my exact age. Too close to home.