This generalization can fuck off in a number of different ways.

What, no love for platinumfish?

I presumed that’s what “alphabetization” means, but was going to make some snide comment about it.

So everybody is full of shit but me?

Fucking KNEW it.

It doesn’t really matter, it’s all just sinks inside each one anyway.

He does, it’s just pure gold and orchids.

#everybodypoops

It’s not gendered, it’s birds for turds and bees for pees.

Took me a loooong time to find one that is both.

Can’t agree with you more.

There will always be exceptions, and I’m glad that’s the case. Sounds like you’re doing it right, thanks for that.

100% this. Job security is an illusion. Do what’s right for you, you owe your employer no loyalty.

Joke’s on you, we already know not to stick our dick in crazy.

Tab’nac! Vraiment???

My favourite pasta dish a footling hot dog weiner:

Long weenie.

Now this is realistic.

I’ve gone back at least 3 times before.

I don’t have the foresight to not throw the bag/box away, and you’re suggesting I take a picture. Man, if that’s not having an optimistic view of humanity, I don’t know what is. Thanks for thinking the best of me, regardless.

Not gay, only FAAAAAAAAAABULOUSSSSSSS.

This isn’t cringe. This is wince.

They feel with their hands and fingers mostly.