Kinda sorta? At least it nailed a magic user and made me middle aged.

Immorten Joe’s daughter. Interesting.

No shit, this is how my wife cooks. Burners on full, go. And yet everything turns out great. Bonus: She cleans the splatters. Weird.

Shit. So that’s where my GenX ass ends up.

I’ve got a 4D Mag but just can’t justify the expense of the conversion kit. Got one for an old gf’s light and they are DOPE! But for the $70 price tag I can get a couple of super nice handhelds that weigh nothing.

Far left, third down.

There are only two reasons any post-pubescent human isn’t having sex:

• They can’t find anyone to fuck them.

• They’re legitimately asexual. (A rare thing. And no lemmy, just because you’re not getting laid doesn’t make you “asexual”.)

Abortion as birth control is a lie they’ve been harping on for decades. No one does that. No one says, “Aw crap! Preggers again, off to the abortionplex!”

I’ve impregnated two women that had abortions. I won’t go into the details, but we talked about it, decided to do it, and they were both emotionally crushed. The second woman lost her ability to ever have children from the procedure.

Abortion is not a thing to be taken lightly, and no one does.

And thanks for sticking your neck out and asking around here. Surprised you weren’t excoriated.

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What a strange way to announce to the world that you’re so pathetic a hooman female won’t even throw you a pity fuck.

It’s called “growing up”.

“And when we hide porno, we go all out. It ain’t behind the refrigerator or under the bed. No, we become Batman when it’s time to hide some porno.”

I’m neither introverted nor extroverted, but I do shit alone every day!

Found a new trail to hike by my house, along with the miles of “wild” trails in the woods here. Just got back from a 4-mile.

Yesterday I kayaked a couple of miles in the local swamp. Saw beautiful things!

Also, I lay in bed and read everyday, even if my wife is there. If she wants TV? Ear plugs, I’m basically alone.

EDIT: Forgot to add: I found these things to do simply by poking around on Google Maps, seeing what was around me. Not “official” places, just looking at geography. It’s free.

Precedent: Fighting Snails

Laughing so hard I tooted. And it’s a wiper. Thanks OP. BRB.

Ours merely hums, wouldn’t think the noise would make it through a window unless you were within 10’, and even then, that might not wake a sleeping neighbor.

The electric weed eater OTOH. Yeah. No.

(DeWalt BTW. 40V I think? 2 small batteries.)

Meanwhile, my wife keeps asking if it would be rude to mow the lawn at 7AM on a Saturday. With the electric mower.

Discworld wizards represent!

Ever notice how people open their mouth when listening intently? You will now.

Ah! So that’s what a new one looks like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AvyUWUKCw8

(If you haven’t seen Uncanny Valley, give it 9 minutes of your time.)