Born too late to deploy to the Middle East. Born too early to deploy to the Middle East. Born just in time to deploy to the Middle East.

In der düsteren Finsternis der fernen Zukunft gibt es nur den Mittwoch.

I’m kinda tired of living through these massive historical events.

We should revamp our celery campaign.
“Just how graphic do you want it? Like full anal, maybe a cross section with penetration!?”
So first off…promoted.

Born too early to deploy to the Middle East. Born too late to deploy to the Middle East. Born just in time to deploy to the Middle East.

I’m so excited for the launch of our new orphan crusher!