Destroy your wooden floor with this one simple trick.

No, no, we see the bottom picture as well. Except we saw that lord big helmet shat himself.

Sir you’ve… uh… shit your pants again. In fact, sir, you’re shitting right now.

Lol wat? Europe got hard fucked by The US straight up reneging on military alliance TWICE!

The second time they spent 3 years being like “hey that Hitler guy has some good points, you know…”

Fucks sake

Built in cot reasoning. Takes a bit longer but I find it’s very good.

LoOks lIKe a cEaSefIRe tO Me 🙃

Such an achievement. Wow.

He’s overcome so much

Disney has taught me that if that were the case then the food wouldn’t taste like an overcooked shit between two pieces of polystyrene

Ooh, livery. Goody!