Which is how they are now

Long press the homescreen, wallpaper and style, themed icons

Let me just write down my appointments on this cartoon old-timey video camera

Yeah these icons are all distinctive

Union busting and child labour and still can’t get prices down. If that’s not a terrible CEO I don’t know what is.

Capitalism fanboys will read these posts and think to themselves “boy I sure am glad we’re not like the soviet union where a small cabal of elite deprived everyone else of a good life for their own benefit”

“Look up what this is later”

If only there was a building children could attend where they do things like teach how clocks work

Even if you turn it off the radio is still powered on and scanning in the background (wifi too), unless you specifically disable that as well. The battery drain is negligible

It’s weaker but Windows is so astonishingly terrible on handhelds that it ends up being a far better experience

Tastes like the smell of pizza

You can block communities

I will never shit on zoomer humour because I used to watch YouTube poops

I didn’t join Lemmy because of the ideology behind the project I joined it because I didn’t approve of what the owners of reddit were doing.

If the Sync dev starts ruining the app I’ll get a different one for the same reason I made a Lemmy account.