In NZ, churches don’t have to pay tax. This makes them extremely attractive to people with no skills who want to obtain wealth

Purebred and inbred are synonyms

Is the joke that the main river in Paris is so polluted that swimmers would need to wear protection?

Never mind that the swimming events would be held in a pool instead

“Fuck off Jesus” memes (or equivalent) are the best

I found this in my first and second year so I stopped buying them.

Half the time it was just “recommended reading” and the book wasn’t even used in class.

Yep, not gonna shell out $120 per book for “recommend reading”

Consumers: only buy the cheapest regardless of how it’s produced, ensuring a race to the bottom

Producers: lower standards to increase production so they can sell meat for the lowest cost

Consumers when they find out what that entails: shocked pikachu face

Looks like someone set it up just for show. There’s no heat source for the still. The thumper is way oversized for the size of pot and the worm condenser is relying on the surrounding air which won’t be nearly enough cooling, it needs to be submerged in circulating water

The irony of USA citizens hammering on about how free they are and they can’t even legally distill their own liquor smh

Take me back…

Based on that logic, the Christian bible is inherently leftist because it’s meant to be shared… whether you wanted it or not

We do exist but you have to really want to come here since it’s so far out of the way.

On the plus side, we don’t really have to worry about getting nuked in WW3 because we are not a strategic target

What else was he going to drink? Water?

They say correlation doesn’t equal causation, but the dick up the arse suggests otherwise

Yep, this sums up everyone I know over 60 that is descended from British -immigrants- sorry expats.

Actual British people coming over now that still sound British seem to have much more refined taste. BIR-style curries are indeed very popular vs bland British “stew” / casserole

It’s true, the “biscuits and gravy” biscuits are closer to scones than what a Brit would think of as a biscuit.

Also, biscuits and gravy, wtf

I’m not even American but lol at calling triple distilled Irish whiskey less bland than bourbon.

Irish whiskey is like the lager of whiskeys, about as bland as it gets

Grave of the fireflies is hands down the saddest movie I’ve ever seen.

I bawled my eyes out

This meme hits home

Yeah, but, like, that’s just one interpretation man

Original text wasn’t English

Me too man, me too.

RIP Akira Toriyama