unalivejoy

School’s back in. Day drinking is allowed again.

I am in misery/I save dick by giving it CPR/recee’s puffs recee’s puffs

The future is now, old man.

It just doesn’t know the joys of solid food.

So you’re saying inflation is an excuse to price gouge?

I don’t want to be the creep that approaches women.

Traffic would be so much better with a staggered work force. We might actually enjoy the commute.

Wasn’t a big reason some people don’t like systemd because it didn’t run on FreeBSD?

It’s what the dogs crave.

Dave started to realize his worth and get ideas, like asking for a raise, requesting time off, and demanding health insurance.

Which makes it perfect filibuster material.

America lost Vietnam the same way Britain lost the War of 1812. They came over, beat everyone up, then left.

Being Republican is always a choice.

Europeans when they go to c/196 (rule)

If you use the brand name for everything, eventually it will become the generic name.

Model airplanes are famous for being terrible at flying.

When this happens, I start thinking I broke something. I usually have to delete the PackageKit cache and reload the service to fix it.

The “trustworthy” porn companies are unwilling to serve to regions that require them to store government IDs.

Source: All the good porn sites blocked my state.

John Marshall is a very old 20 year old

What about a guy with an onlyfans?