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Cake day: August 29th, 2023

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  • Unfortunately you won’t die with us, you’ll die much sooner, not choking on a lack of oxygen or dying of dehydration.

    We need more elders like those in Japan who volunteered to clean up nuclear waste because they wouldn’t have to live with the long-term side effects of being exposed to radiation.

    As elders, y’all wouldn’t have to live as long in jail ¯\(ツ)










  • iheartneopets@lemm.eetoMemes@lemmy.mlI get it now
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    3 years ago

    Alternative theory: teen boys/men would, on the whole, rather be caught dead than reading anything associated with (gasp) girl media. Which the twilight franchise and Stephanie Meyer is.

    Once you start paying attention, you realize that the things society hates on most for no real reason is media meant for teenage girls.







  • Hey, we just got married for around your price point back in May. It was pricey for sure, but that budget allowed us to do what we wanted, which was throwing a balls-out party for 50 of our closest family and friends. It was incredible and we absolutely do not regret it.

    People always tell you that it’s supposed to be the best day of your life, but I always checked my expectations on that—something can always go wrong, right? But it went off perfectly and felt as incredible as we had always dreamed. A big part of that was the team of amazing vendors our planner put together. None of it would have been possible without them.

    Wishing you both incredible happiness and a smooth wedding day full of bliss that you can look back on for years to come :)