Worthy of the title Princess Donut, even.

Can still beat Mario64 on Wii VC version.

Instructions unclear, executed a perfect BLJ.

It’s incredibly easy to make an impossible to get around paywall.

Sure, but the easily-bypassed js method makes sure it’s still crawlable by search engines, which is a trade well worth making where I work. Doesn’t matter as much for porn sites since the title and description aren’t the content most people are there for, so you can expose them on the paywall page.

Filling slots is how you make the family

A flavorflav concert?

Which today just reminds you that left handed women have lower standards for casual sex. Nobody remembers its origins in manual tool usage.

look inside Firefox

See Netscape

So I have a money for putting out easily? That tracks, actually.

I think sovereign debt would work like an AmEx Platimum with “no fixed limit”, which makes the algorithm ignore utilization.

If you had 34 trillion in debt and a centuries-long history of making on-time payments, you’d have a perfect credit score.

I would’ve been convinced it’s real, if not for the glitch on the bottom left of the sun under the tree.

I have $5 on “a sane Dave Ramsey employee”.

Also useful if you just happened to be driving through the Hobby Lobby parking lot and saw that skank Alicia’s car the day after finding out she met your kinda-boyfriend at that axe throwing place and they made out and left together.

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He completed the course with only half a peddle press!

The newcomer: Oh, I don’t have to work here? Thanks for reminding me!

Me: Nobody wants to work! Sorry for our slow service, Covid these hard times 9/11

I’ve never had a single issue with protonmail

The AI just wants Carl to keep his feet soft and bare.

But to understand dishwashers, let’s first discuss heat pumps.