Direkt darunter:

Ob es eine Studie gibt, dass Blasen gegen Muskelkater hilft?

Jens:
Hat jemand Masken gesagt?

https://www.ardmediathek.de/video/verstehen-sie-spass/klassiker-verkehrt-herum-im-paternoster/das-erste/Y3JpZDovL3N3ci5kZS8yMjUxMDAyLzcyZWRiNmNhLWVjODUtNGQ1Zi1hMWU4LThmMDFiMTlhNzJkZQ

Ich hab gelesen: Ältester Pornostar der Welt in Hamburg verschwunden.
Hätte ja auch sein können.

“Oh, warst Du im Urlaub?” - “Nein, nur im Edeka an der Kasse angestanden.”

Kommt darauf an, ob du daran viel mit Gummihandschuhen arbeitest.

The Republican wishes he had this long trunk

Expected average lemmy.ml answer. Just remain in your bubble.

I understand the word play and see the effort making the corresponding image, but the glorification of this person is not acceptable for me. There’s a line between malicious joy and glorification or open call for violence. Even in meme format. Maybe I’m the party pooper here, but I can’t grasp the collective hate the last days.

I hope you have a stick license.
Loosely based on the Wikipedia article, the opposite must be:

Yes, it’s unavoidable. A special a capella edition from the Wise Guys:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UFShuOwRbg

With frog and Archer memes I feel young again.

I’m having flashbacks: Wazup

You just need a basement full of Oompa Loompas, then you don’t need predetermined breaking points on your chocolate and could enjoy it entirely.

Sleep apnoe, depression, side effects of medicine and so on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10

Bonus: not only van Damme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kZuTdVeZsg

Hump day?