dumples

Dice or mince them as fine as possible. They will just fade into nothing

At a small enough size they don’t have a texture just kind of float into the background. Got to dice those babies

That would suck. Sad sad life without the Allum family

When someone says they hate onions you know they are the most boring person ever.

My dnd group has a garden hermits outside their base. Well the garden hermits is just one part of the multi personality monster in the basement but same idea

Exactly. Do better with your money. Hire garden hermits. Make beautiful timeless jewelry or make your own museum. What do they do? Spend it on Super PACs, cars, ugly modern houses and stupid business investments.