brvslvrnst
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“Outperforming” here means extracting as much wealth as possible and consolidating it in the hands of a few. All the while being an absolute detriment to the health of the environment and people it uses to extract said wealth.
But ya! Outperforming!
Holy shit that was a hell of a dive. And no wonder the dude got it working, he was just pounding those “test and translation” commits
“Technology” in this instance is “little nozzle pointed at bum” 🙃
Take your dang up for the light chuckle
Moved into a new house, excited to meet neighbors.
Decide to take the ole 10 y/o pup on a stroll.
Dog ends up having one of her more “anxious” poos on a lush lawn.
As I’m cleaning up, owner comes out and I say some quip about her, ready to introduce myself.
“You need to make your dog learn when to shit, and it best not be on my lawn.”
👀
“Alrighty, well I’ll keep that in mind”
“I taught my dog when and where to shit, and it wasn’t on lawns.”
Repeated, told him have a good one, and continued on. He kept trying to get me to (I guess) admit fault, and I just kept repeating as I cleaned up.
Haven’t gone by that assholes green pasture since, and definitely just assume people with that kind of lawn suck.
brvslvrnst@lemmy.mlto
Memes@lemmy.ml•"Get fu-diddly-ucked" has stuck with me for 16 years now
171·3 years agoope for me started as a joke because I was living in the Midwest
Found Elon’s fediverse account