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2 years ago–take them bowling!


–take them bowling!
If you brush them, they will melt.


They melted.
I could see Weird Al answering the Witch of the North this question and being undeniably good. But why stop there? Great Weird!
The Great and Powerful Weird Al
Wilbur’s Web
Krusty wears respectable white clown makeup, not that petty orange bronzer. Krusty also grifts with real clown humor with his products that makes people laugh and not the kind of Sick-makes-you barf grifting of cheap bibles and intangible NFTs. Krusty is way younger and nowhere near as crazy.


“And how would you like your steak?”
“Sunny-side up!”


Also good for tricks on Halloween.
Having a place to live is a plus too.
Or more likely, “it.”