also capitalists calling for fucking RTO again, fuck

the fucking hat lmao

forgot call of duty

yes but for me every day at work leaves me with no energy on a 9 to 5 so I’d rather have 4 no energy days than 5

this is something I didn’t expect would bother me until it did

growing up I thought “part time” hours meant you could just pick a set of hours and work but that’s “contract work” instead (don’t get me started on time sheets)

and so for full time in thought you get to pick your days or schedule or any, nope, all HR and company policy.

I’d work 4x10s if I could and have a nicer and longer weekend if I could

suits don’t give a shit about anything except lining their pockets. part of the job is to say things that get public approval which is often mistaken as them actually caring for said things

I have this pet peeve of loud morning talkers. I don’t know how to explain it but I believe I don’t mind loud talkers in everyday life but I notice it right after waking up.

(Usage of the word talkers over speakers chosen to emphasize the human and not the electronic product)

Is he breaking the frog wall

The conflict between seeing so many German users but also wanting more people on Lemmy altogether. Alright Germans… You win this time

“that could be me on the right if I sit in this desk 9 to 5 for the next 30 years” 🤡

Sometimes I wonder if people type the boob prompt or if the ai biases the badonkers into the image

Don’t forget fetus deletus.

These kids really need more supervision.

Memories of using an air mattress are when sleeping over at friends places being drunk and hot and the stupid mattress wraps around me as I sink in it and my body heat just heats up the whole thing and I woke up all sweaty.

You could say I’m not a fan