It’s uncomfortable seeing Xi with an actual jawline…

No but it does come in a 2 pack with :

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

This. Larger population than all of Canada = smorgasbord of different ideologies and classes.

Slept through my alarm this morning and walked out to my car with a flat tire.

Not as bad as the lemmings that got it stolen today tho

Avast ye scurvy bitches. Shiver me portside and buckleswash the poop deck

Ooh ooh my favorite is ‘Backpfeifengesicht’

But those god damn German subs look fun as hell with fire ass memes…

Too bad I can’t fucking speak German

My country got rid of the penny 😔

I’m just sitting here wondering how tf they did this…

Did they put it in a bending brake?

Is… is this supposed to be a meme?

Functionality > resale value

Who cares what it’s worth in 10 years if I get my money’s worth out of it

Oof I’m happy I got a few good years

I have a few templates saved so I can just pump some text into it and save it.

Most of the time my stock image edit software on my phone is sufficient

Moth memes need to make a come back

• shareholders loved that *

I live near the arctic circle… it’s usually -25°C by now… it’s +8° today.

We’re so fucked 🙃

Him and Stamets are like celebrities in this place

2meta4me

Edit: because my social anxiety leaks into text and I have a desperate need to over share and over explain so people don’t mistake my thought or meaning.