Deporting in the Name Of

Yes.

I feel like this is wholesome. His mom supports his lifting endeavors enough to take pics for him, and he’s not embarrassed at all to have her in the photo with him.

Fun fact - flies have taste buds on their feet. So when they land on your food they’re already tasting it.

I think he’s a good actor. Apparently he’s a big nerd, too (I say that as a compliment). He owns a D&D themed whiskey company.

https://questsendwhiskey.com/

“Angry mayonnaise noises” brings to mind an image of someone finger blasting a jar of mayonnaise while screaming.

Oh whoops, ooh! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!

This is how it is where I work.

So if someone was fingerblasting Frodo with the ring on, and then someone cut their finger off mid fingerblast, you’re saying that only the finger would turn invisible, and not Frodo? Even if it’s in his butt?

This is amazing. Would eat Dick’s.

Welcome to Dicks. Can I help you find anything?

You would never know I’m baiting you. I’m a master baiter.

Turning 50 this month, and I feel pretty good. I have a few niggles here and there, but I stay active and that helps a lot.

I was drunk, not insane!

I’ve done this. Do not recommend.

*I was extremely drunk on tequila at the time and it was on a dare

Here in the south it’s Dodge Rams.

I’m hoping that this one loss irritates him forever, like having a tiny rock in his shoe that he can’t seem to get rid of.

Great minds think alike! Or maybe sick minds? Either way.

Phil… lip…

Beautiful bird!