Be the change you wish to see in the world.

You lost me at “call someone.”

Once had someone call the tech support hotline asking why their computer has a file called dsexchange.exe. They pronounced it D-sex-change and now I can’t unsee it.

Pretty sure that means they’re corporations too.

I’m fine. That’s just my resting face now.

Is this one of those things we ascribe to adhd now, or just part of the human condition?

My daughter puts them on her hands. HER HANDS!

Gold pressed latinum

Yes, basking in blissful ignorance

I don’t know who that is, but somehow I know if I did know, I wouldn’t like this

Oh man, if my kids start fact-checking I’ll have a lot of explaining to do.

Captain destroy the planet

This reminds me of the scene in Better Call Saul where Mike interviews contractors for their construction project. He rejects everyone that says they can do it and hires the guy that tells him it’s impossible.

All Shreks aside, this man looks singularly responsible for the epidemic of skinny jeans.

I always knew this day would come. I have become Slurms Mckenzie.

About 12 years now

Yeah at this point I’ve seen these reposted enough that the political statement has lost its punch but the Twix formatting bothers me even more.

All these years later, still annoyed that the answer comes before the question.