Ha, thats why I keep an old pair in the nightstand.

You gotta pee just before bed then brush your teeth then pee a little bit more.

Never heard of that one, seems like Adobe never has the fonts I need. I generally get lucky with a quick google search or a site like dafont.

The pizza needs to be flipped.

Beef sticks have been getting expensive lately!

Also nobody remembers the guy that left the office early on Friday when Monday morning comes around.

Its also funny if you hate printers. We always keep the main printer(s) under a maintenance contract.

Lol no a small chili cheese dog. Usually get three https://www.skylinechili.com/menu/

This is good a few times a year. You can get habanero cheese and they have a good house hot sauce. You can also do mini coneys instead of noodles.

The library is one of the last free places in most cities.

The description is funnier than the meme lol!