Ellen Ripley, no contest.

No superpowers, no special training, no special technology. Simply the wisdom to see a job that needs done and the bravery and determination to do it.

They are collaborating with the Iraqi and Jordanian governments to fight the Islamic State.

The US said the same thing about helping Czeckslovakia, then Poland, then Yugoslavia, then France.

Sticking your head in the sand to ignore a problem, does not do anything to address it.

Could also mention the Assad Genocide next door that has killed more Muslims in 10 years than Israel has in 75.

You know it comes with a power button that will also switch it on for you? /s

The GOP would never be able to win the electoral college without Texas. So that’s why it will never happen.

But maybe we can trick Abbot, he might be stupid enough to fall for it?

Unoccupied residential properties should be taxed at double the normal rate.

And any resident who stays in the “hotel” is classified as a resident. No dodgy the taxes by calling it a hotel.

Not following the recipe correctly:

The oil goes in first

Then the US army

Then, when the oil runs out, the US army leaves and your country is cooked.

But they certainly get fucked there.

Exactly. We could make those charges go away, if you do me a favour.

But is it a 24 house service if it’s only staffed by a chat bot?