Where else are you going to suck balls… All day… Because you like it so much?

You can still get something like that.

https://i.imgur.com/rEUn7Dn.gif

I imagine that if Harry Potter really did originate in the 1950’s, we’d probably discover the author had all sorts of problematic viewpoints

At this guy.

Don’t worry, they mean the bed of their truck. The airflow at highway speeds ensure all crumbs are carried away immediately!

Their foil is pretty good at keeping stuff fresh too (as well as making good anti-mind-control hats)

Or dads who refuse to change infants in their care because “peedo”

Only if you don’t look at it afterwards

It’s definitely appearing as an option more on the pos terminals now that most people prefer to pay contactless rather than cash. I’ve only had one occasion where the gratuity was automatically added (ironically, on an occasion I would not tip because the service negatively impacted my meal and I had to strike it out) perhaps I’ve just been lucky.

What? No, we might not tip our petrol station attendants or barmaids, but it’s still been normal to tip table service for at least 30 years.

I had suspected RSV last Christmas, given my experience of both, I’d rather have had COVID again. Well, I’d rather have neither but I don’t get to choose.

I’ve only tested positive for it once, and that illness wasn’t even in the top 5 worst colds that year. I’ve had numerous shitty colds since, any one of them could have been Rona again, but I ether wasn’t infectious at the time I tested or it was after the point I stopped testing every sniffle.

There’s a chance I have it right now, but I don’t know if I can be bothered to grab a test when it will be done in a couple of days.

I’d take an updated booster if they offered me one, but my government is only offering them to over 50s.

I’m of the opinion* that once the majority has spike protein specific antibodies, occasional exposure to small viral loads (incidental contact) is probably a good thing for refreshing an immunity that might otherwise wane and allow a serious case to take root.

*I’m not an immunologist obviously, but I’ve previously read up on the clinical justification the NHS uses to recommend against widespread chicken pox vaccination

And cigarette butts, don’t forget them.

How many holes does a human have?

No cap

Perhaps she didn’t just want a job, perhaps she wanted a pension, like Uma

My old man drove wrecks when I was growing up, being the 80s in the UK that meant manuals with electrical problems so I was familiar with both parking on hills and starting dead cars.
Came in handy when I had to bump start the family car just last week. Just finished packing for the return trip from our holiday home only to discover the battery was low and didn’t have enough to crank. Jump leads were buried under all our luggage even if I found a donor, but luckily there was a slight incline on the driveway.
Wifey got a bit flustered but the kids thought it was great fun.

https://i.imgur.com/KdIxXNe.gifv