Yeah, but ask anyone who the most lizard-person is and they’ll probably say Zuckerberg.

I’m just now realizing that Zuckerberg is a Jewish name… Ignore the point I was trying to make. I was wrong and will stop using “lizard-person” as an insult.

Literally don’t see a difference.

Nah, old people don’t know how to use the Internet

If they learn anything, it’s to shove some rocks in the pillow case and beat their dad with it until they get to keep all the candy they collect.

I was responsible for the reddit post that blew up to get Squidward to speak before the Superbowl halftime show a few years back.

I am a celebrity.

You can probably find that screenshot somewhere and upload it to one of those custom pillow companies.

Public transportation FTW.

But here in the US that will literally never happen.

Bees!