PrettyFlyForAFatGuy

have you been getting the cancer vids too?

i was worried the algorythm had caught something i hadnt.

and it’s youtubers i had never previously watched

extra funny when you realise a most of the ground work for the shit state the economy is in was laid under trump

i heard someone talking about “Bidenflation” today

Couldnt have sounded dumber if he tried

I set my browser to not save any cookies so it doesn’t really matter what i click

tbf, i saw the images and they did not include any beheaded babies.

By the time i got out of customer service i was getting a lot of complaints about how little it sounded i cared. (I didn’t)

reddit copypasta

cant get much else craft beer wise where i live.

i like a porter ale but theres only like one shop that does one.

Stouts are nice but guinness is overplayed. Brewdog have released a stout that seems to be doing well though, but i like variety

My dads Merc says “please” when it’s giving you directions.

winds me up to no end.

i want the instructions to be as low bandwidth as possible.

Tesco have done this in the UK for all their “special” offers.

and like a cucked little beta boy i got the clubcard

i worked in tech support and we were told off for eating crisps (chips for the americans) while on the phone to clients.

i will help resolve your tech issues with my dorito fingers

i havent blocked anyone

tbh i have noticed them a lot less in the last couple weeks. maybe they’re giving up

wrong yourself

over double the time to get to my destination if i take public transport.

This includes high speed rail

not from where you are to exactly where you want to go

One time, my one year old niece screamed all the way from Barbados BGI to London Gatwick

I was glad of my headphones.

She was fine on the way out there though

I’ll take hard G gif to my grave (jrave?).

I don’t care how wrong it is

The bastards will never grind (jrind?) me down

Embarrassingly recently a load of people were i worked (including me) downloaded from some sketchy website and installed a snow effect and christmas tree generator on our work PCs just added christmassy overlay over what you’re doing.

I shudder to think of it now

Sir, this is an arby’s

Jerboa is a bit hamstrung because it is written by the main lemmy developer who, understandably, has had to spend most of his available time dealing with the impact from lemmys sudden growth