There was a 82 year old man who had to pee and couldn’t hold it in, so he went to a train track to do it. While he was pissing, a cow from the air crushed him. His death certificate literally says “Death by a flying cow”. It turned out that cows were crossing a track and the train hit one of the cows full speed, so it was sent flying right towards the man. He ended up passing away.
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I once heard “If Apple made a car, would it still have Windows?”, and now they’re actually planning on making a car.
I have a racist joke, but it’s too black.
You should hack into the corresponding instance, and rum rm so that the data is lost.
Yeah, because there will be a nether portal and lava everywhere.
229·3 years agoNo, this is just macOS when you boot up.
Or Bing AI
Bing only priorities more trustworthy websites to avoid this like when you search how to fix a problem an official help center comes up.
It would’ve been funnier if he screamed AAAAAAAAA
I saw a comment that read “Bro got the rarest death message 💀”