Where’d the bowl of petunias land?

Wrong!

Me:

You can tell it’s AI by the fingers.

Footloose

Sounds good, make it 🤙

Now I want a whole line of drinks.

I always thought Windex looked unnaturally delicious.

I offer my attempt as cheesey smut:

Don’t do it! Flood insurance is cheap because it’s subsidized by the US government. Those houses should be demolished.

A surprise, I’m sure, but a welcome one.