Metostopholes

many of us almost got killed

Bullshit.

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.

Back during prohibition in the US, there was a product called Vine-Glo that was a brick of grape concentrate. It came with a warning: “After dissolving the brick in a gallon of water, do not place the liquid in a jug away in the cupboard for twenty days, because then it would turn into wine.”