These guys don’t miss a beat.

🎵Run to the hills!🎵 🎶🎶🎶🎶 Nvm, run away, RUN AWAY!

Looks like he already fought a jedi…

I personally think the fear of your brain becoming fish food might help motivate behavior change,but keeping micro plastics out of the ocean is pretty important.

We got a lot of work to do. Better just set it up on a dock…

How do you know dying wasn’t her exit strategy. That’s my retirement plan.

Actually, though, now that you mention it, we do have to fix your pay. We’re going to give you a 10% cut. Really sorry, things are tight, and during these troubling times, we all need to make sacrifices. Also, we stopped paying into your 401k. Breaks over, get back before we dock you 15 minutes for every 3 minutes late.

I see you like things that work. We’ve decided that we’ll break it, and sell you the solution. We call it service.

I think it’s more likely that it was better odds, and those that continued nomadic life died off at a much higher rate.

Look at all those chickens!

Is that what that seagull song was about? He was all geeked out on special k?

Take some dare classes, they’ll tell you!

And now we wait for chaos in a pin striped suit.

Reverse the cycle! Eat the rich!

Trump: “No”

GOP brain world: “In my experience, no means yes…”

Looks like that hole chamfer is wrong. Doesn’t properly fit the measuring device.

I’m pretty sure once you reach a certain threshold of individuals, a minimum percentage will always be this dumb. I’m not sure about the exact numbers, but the phenomenon seems real

What if it was a poisoned stick of old spice?

Pornhub taught me people like incest. Maybe it’s related to game of thrones?

They either get a cut per game, which is unlikely, or they get a flat rate regardless. Either way, it won’t hurt the developers. Also even if it isn’t actually hurting epic, these corporate ghouls will still look at each game as a loss and get butthurt. So it’s really a win win.