i mean i know you were being sarcastic, but i thought you were implying i actually wanted the reddit karma system… anyway all good take easy

calm the fuck down, Im not saying I want internet points, Im saying I only barely understood why posters would just spam crap on reddit- here without karma I truly cannot conceive of a reason to make multiple posts of essentially the same meem

i dont get it. there’s no benefit to having upvoted content on lemmy since there’s no karma

yeah that’s more likely

100% this! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

yes

it is weird- I mean I also picked portugese and that had nothing to do with anything

portugese?

lithuanian?

do you pronounce it ceet or cet in the actual drug name

do you know why theres no aspirin in the jungle?

cause parrots eat em all

Good work, detective…take the rest of the day off

You see, if you stay up until 3-4am you get to take part in this secret extra “day” without demands or interruptions that no one else knows about; which everyone just sleeps through 'cause they’re dumb and myopic.

The rumors that the alarm will go off at the regular time and there are negative consequences of sleeping for less than 4 hours are entirely unfounded and, frankly, hurtful

I feel like this is this with extremely literal language without the charm or poetic elements https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F0ZXkAoWwAAHnHo?format=jpg&name=900x900

ah

looking at your 5 comments on Lemmy

its kind of amazing that you’re going out of your way to tell people that the USA and capatilism are the best

Sounds like a better system. Here in Ireland, the trucks park with two wheels on the footpath and the flashers on, blocking one lane of traffic on a two lane road (completely fucking pedestrians and cyclists, and making cars have to be driven out into the opposing lane of traffic) while the driver fucks your package up against the door and they leave without ringing the bell (you’ll get an email or text, though).

We don’t use Amazon unless we, in the over 40 year old person usage of the word literal, literally cannot find something we literally need. When we extremely reluctantly do though, this is how it goes.

Amazon totally drops packages outside in Ireland

Immunity lasts for three months or so. You also may have just been lucky.

It was the calls to murder anyone who supports a democratic candidate, with the justification that cops have killed homeless people that turned me off.

that and the stupid image emojis

hey, thats the same model of smoke detector that I have