What kind of shitty stories are you trying to read?

And if the baby lives, it’s the new prophet.

Dunk a Shane

Super elaborate to worry about getting a rug that color into someone’s bedroom where interestingly they set up the party bar.

And he died on Earth Day no less. Not a good sign.

🎶🎵Gonna find my stocks, gonna hold em tight, gonna move somewhere with urban blight, can’t afford my condo or Cyber Truck and my big tiddie lady don’t give a fuck…oohhh I’m wanna jump but now I live on the second flooooorr. iiiii may end up being a blond crack whoooorrreee…🎵🎶🎵🎶

Guess that tune y’all

You know the stall is ruined if the dude walks right past the sink and out the door.

Take their hands off their cocks/clams and stop playing the insider trader market. To start with.

This way you can easily tell if they actually had Sony guts or not.

We appreciate your depression more than you (think).

Totally

Sounds like my honeymoon 30 years ago except I left the horns and dingleberries the way I found them.

The missing diaper was perplexing, I agree. And Bibi eating shellfish!

Is Deepseek “privacy” focused? Where’s Signal?

Can we call her Sudsy?

Bubbles ain’t got no sister, right?

Snap it in half over your knee.

As long as you keep the cheese scarf in check, HR is typically ok with it.

I can smell this garden and it’s glorious. Ohmmm