Also known as Cinco De Mayo! Perhaps some anejo is in order, señor Yoda.

No matter how much we loved XP we always knew that shit was ugly.

I have one of each. I guess I’m Chaotic Evil.

Exactly this. If you don’t want me to quit without notice, do you also vote against politicians who vote for “right-to-work” legislation?

Yeah, you don’t get to write a fucking law that says you can fire me on the spot for any reason at all and then insist that I give you two weeks.

Besides, these days it’s a different world - there’s a labor shortage. A serious one. Warm body? You’re hired. Nobody gives a fuck. They can’t afford to. Especially in minimum wage.

I found a better quality image of this photo but I still don’t have any idea what the hell is going on

For anyone who wants to do this, use Kill Windows Update. It’s simple. and it works. There’s several million reasons why conventional wisdom demands that you NOT do it, but I don’t give a fuck and if you don’t either, then this program is for you.