GreenPlasticSushiGrass

Biden might not be everything you want, but voting for Biden is like hitting from the tee to the fairway. You’re partway there, and set up well to take care of the rest. Voting for Trump is just teeing off straight into the water hazard.

On edit: Credit to Carlos Alazraqui for the golf analogy.

“Have you committed a crime that somebody noticed?” slams book shut

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Return to Homr.

Also: 5 meters is getting close to scary high to jump down from. These monkeys were baller. Peanut earned.

I can accept the cutlery-divergent! But not autistics. Fuck them.

(Here’s a /s for those who think I’m serious.)

Mojo Dojo Casa House.

Halloween is 8-1/2 months away. There well probably be at least three Dollar Generals in that building by then.

I approve of angry goats harassing police and suggest the addition of angry geese

Flashbacks of grad school!

You haven’t felt the struggle until you’ve taken the baking soda from the kitchen to brush your teeth with until payday. Extra points if it was a refrigerator deodorizer.

I loved having chickens, but sometimes you can tell they’re little dinosaurs. One time I was doing something near the chicken run, and all six of them suddenly went quiet and dead still. Then a wasp flew through the run and one of the hens jumped about 2-3 feet off the ground and knocked it right out of the air. Another hen ran over to where it landed and ate it. It was all over in about 15-20 seconds, the birds went back to acting normal and I’m just standing there going, “Damn!”.

Estos pretzels me están haciendo sediento.

I find a nice bourbon works well for adult boo-boos.

Depends on the job, I guess. Back in my shift work days the mids were pretty chill.

She’ll wake up in 10 hours with a whole new outlook on life.

YW! Our household is mostly vegetarian, but I’m sure the recipe will work with chicken. Or maybe even sausage!

YW. Enjoy!

Please see the comment above for the basic recipe and modifications.

Here is the basic recipe. I made the following modifications: I soaked 1/2 oz of dried porcini mushrooms in 1/2 c of boiling water for 15 minutes, then used the soaking liquid in the recipe and cut the broth back by 1/2 c. We also ended up adding about 1.5 tsp of paprika when adjusting seasoning at the end. Next time we decided that we would substitute shallot for onion.

I actually, for real, made mushroom stroganoff tonight because all of these memes made me hungry for it.