I have a 700+ day streak myself and I can confirm I want to absolutely murder that bird now.

You’d think with all that plastic surgery he’d look better.

Thanks I hate it

The rear top portion of the upper decks will collapse under the slightest of applied loads lol.

Magnificent.

Must be on a pure Unix command line terminal. No mouse at all.

So hot.

Difficult for even an armored car to protect against a Javelin (the anti-tank missile system). Not even bullet resistant vehicles can save them. Sounds suitable.

It would be difficult to write defenestrate on that bullet.

If I strained that hard, it’d cause a fart.

I’m not saying violence is the solution, but [REDACTED]

This ruins the box.

It’s super satisfying to shoot them with an arrow just as they are performing their wake up animation, causing them to lie back down dead again.

Appliances are super expensive. It doesn’t help that so many of them have planned obsolescence built in so they fail just after their warranty period.

One little thing I learned is that upper “tier” appliances that cost more share many of the same components as cheaper models. The fancy clothes washing machine might have a color touchscreen but the motors and control boards are the same, so you could save a lot of money by just getting the cheaper model with buttons rather than one that is capable of running Skyrim.

A good way to check is to look for maintenance manuals for these appliances. If you see parts lists that are shared between the more expensive and cheaper models, you’re better off going with the cheaper one.

That AT-AT has no head lol

My dog once saw another dog kick up the ground after pooping to cover it. She now does it every single time, but didn’t learn it right so she ends up kicking up dirt randomly in other directions for a few seconds.

For me it’s DU. DU HAST. DU HAST MICH.

Or alternatively, Ich bin ein Berliner

Pirate going straight for that booty