I personally like cutting them in half, and gluing disparate pieces together, like so:

“A few bad apples are right twice a day,” or “a trapped rat is worth two in the bush.”

There is no live-action in Ba Sing Se.

I felt it was meh. It looked great, but you nailed it saying it felt low stakes. And not enough Blind Bandit or Zuko, imho.

“Don’t ask questions, just consume product and get excited for next product.”

Peewee German, the Nosferatu

And do unicorns still populate this land of make believe?

You’re gonna add a lack of reading comprehension to that already impressive resumé of yours? I’m not mad, I’m impressed.

I’d like to ask what is the color of the sky in the land where a mayor of a singular city has command over the federal government…?

Oof. Try the decaf, bud.

If America’s mental healthcare was a person, it’d look just like this. I hope you get the help you quite obviously require.

Better than a knob

You can say “cunt” on the internet.

Hear hear!

That’s one lazy loch ness monsta.

Well, I’ll be. A wallaby!

Polkadot.

If you say so.

Ducking autocorrupt

It’s not. But it’s disturbingly apt.

“I told you, we can only do this three or four more times, and you fucked with SQUIRRELS?!?”

Just Fa.

You get to pay for commercials.

“Set the tone!”