In California you can only buy torches and pitchforks that are approved by the state. Guess how many inexpensive ones are approved (lol, none). If you want to carry your torch or pitchfork outside of your house it either needs to be locked in a box or you need to buy a permit, which runs about $1200. There’s also a fee for a background check anytime you want to buy torch fuel, and they’re raising it by 500%.

Sure, but we’re in a job interview, right?

Would you please be the boss of me now?

I was a senior project manager at Twitter

The path of a bullet is parabolic. You ain’t hitting shit with that math, yo.