DVDs and STDs

I have resting bitch face so I just constantly look stressed all day when in reality I’m just watching Youtube videos after my hour of work is finished.

Just Kobe me into the nearest dumpster/landfill.

Currently sitting here with neck pain because I accidentally fell asleep on the couch last night.

Relate to this a little too much.

I’m cheap BECAUSE I’m poor

Or when you work from home and one screen becomes both good AND bad.

Cannot unsee.

It’s Friday somewhere.