Run for office and be the lesser evil.

I kinda miss doing those relatively simple physics probems like finding how far something goes based on velocity and shit.

I’ve been happy with many, if not most, of the early access games I bought. But I tend to stick with cheaper indie games anyway. I don’t think I’ve paid more than $30 dollars for a game in over a decade.

Let’s put the blame where it belongs. Asshole narcissists who want to control everyone by any means, whether it be force, deception, or a twisted interpretation of religion.

She wouldn’t have needed to if he would get off his lazy ass once in a while to help.

I figured the GOP just kept replacing him. Like a goldfish.

My mom once said “flat bowls” when referring to plates.

Less is more, dude. There’s so much shit going on in this image that I can’t even tell what point you’re trying to make.

A war he started for no legitimate reason. You don’t get to take credit for saving people from a tragedy you intentionally caused.

I wear long pants year-round. Even when I worked as a greenskeeper at a golf course.

I’m a little curious, but I didn’t un-blur the post because I’ve already had more accidental penis exposure in the past month on Lemmy than in the rest of my 37 years, and I don’t feel like taking more risks right now.

Why were the guards shooting at their own citizens then?

Ask the people who faced execution just for trying to leave those shithole regimes. Why would they need to build a Berin Wall to keep people from entering West Germany if everything was going well in the east?

To be clear, my problem is not with communism, and I’m not defending unrestricted capitalism. But this shit isn’t even trying to be funny. Take all the ‘-isms’ elsewhere.

This obvious propaganda shit is getting old. I came here for stupid funny bullshit, not stupid ignorant delusional bullshit.

I wanna see a sitcom with them as the main characters.

A part of me misses seeing those weird week-long meme trends. Sure the memes got old quick, but it felt like some kind of silly community event and then we all moved on to the next thing.

Even though they’re the ones laying in the middle of the floor or walking in front of us while we’re holding something heavy.