He totally looks like Jake Gyllenhaal.

I didn’t say I could, but knowing how somebody could have done better doesn’t need me to.

He’s really gonna want a high-powered sniper rifle and a lot of practice. Getting up close is how whats-his-fuck only clipped an ear.

Remember kids, nothing matters.

Because it’ll probably hurt more.

Quick, what’s Elon’s email address? Uh, pic unrelated.

No. The real reason is to keep an ally in the very Muslim middle east and because they believe that it’s a prerequisite for the rapture.

Well traditionally when America exports violence it’s called “FREEDOM!™”

I make a point of it.

I will set your polyester Santa suit on fucking fire.

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Meh, I’ve had a good… Fair… Adequate… I’ve had a run.

It turns out the Republicans were the real Red Scare all along.

Yeah but at least we limit ours to small scale atrocities committed by civilians, and not all-out civil war. And proxy wars. And not-a-war-wars. And helping others with their own wars genocides.

Fuck. Nevermind I guess.

I thought “gun” was party of the tri.

L‡ | L‡? | !&-‘

Tiny homes are fine if that’s all you need or want. I don’t know it overnight oats are. They’re right about the gig economy though, that’s some terrible bullshit right there

I do have a sugar with a short leg.

Very Engrish, much incoherent, wow

Shat as far as what now?