Douglas Adams. Some of the most hilarious writing I’ve ever read. I also like how The Guide says people have always been able to fly, and yup, it’s just a “skill issue”:

There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. … Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, which presents the difficulties.

Don’t worry, he has none! 🤷‍♂️

Did your uncle drink out of melting beer bottles while missing a finger?

Is there a “Confidently Incorrect” community here? Regardless, it always seems to be the most condescending people that make the most generalized and factually incorrect statements, then sneer at the person that was actually right… 🙄

What a sad way to view the world and all its viewpoints…

I don’t know why you all tolerate this pathetic c3nsorshep here. All I said in my “unalived” comment was basically that there is 1 party in the USA that illegally disappears people, crashes the global economy (for you and me!), is corrupt, etc, and the other one tried to give everybody health care. “b07H s1des” right!?

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I’m an Independent. But there’s no “leader” of the Democrats, it’s a big-tent party. Chuck is head of the group of Democratic senators, but he doesn’t dictate things outside of Senate business and we don’t blindly all follow everything he says. That’s the difference between electing public servants and people in a cult.

EDIT: Downvote all you want, this is a simple fact. You’re allowed to just want to be mad! But I don’t know why people click the “down” button just because they don’t like what was said… Has anyone used actual logic and facts to disprove me? Of course not…

I want one!

There’s no insults here. Obviously. Like it or not, we as a country are in this together, so we have to do better. Until then, we deserve this until we can get off our asses.

Wow, personal insults, classy. And “people who did what they could”…? Are we reading the same words?? I’m calling out my fellow Americans who decided not to do all they could. Those who literally didn’t do the absolute minimum to prevent all of this: gestures broadly at the everything by voting. And I’m not acting above it or anything. Maybe I should have done more outreach? Apparently we didn’t hammer home the dire consequences clearly enough…?

Still, what in my rant makes you think I’m targeting anyone who made any effort at all?? I’m saying to people who did nothing: they and we need to do better. We literally won’t have a country anymore otherwise…

Oh, come on. About 90 million people listened to everyone and their (non-conservative) mother say how this might be the most important election, Trump won’t give up his power, they’re going to enact Project 2025, it’ll be nothing but a revenge tour, they’re fascists, a second Trump administration is an existential threat to this country, Trump is compromised, this administration will end American democracy, the people who stood in his way last time aren’t around any more, etc… 90 million people heard this… then still chose to stay home and let this happen. I’m sorry Biden/Harris didn’t sweep us off our feet, but we deserve this. Don’t you dare say we “tried” voting against it.

If Did Not Vote had been a candidate:

https://i.redd.it/ne5nmguwlqzd1.png

But baby cows are so cute! I just drove past some yesterday…

I really didn’t come here to call anyone out, but I have to say it: you’re either as uninformed as me, or you’re lying. Just searched for this on Google in Firefox.

First result: an almost 1 year-old Reddit post linking an app that isn’t current.

Just to be comprehensive I installed it and tried to run it, but it isn’t compatible with Android 15. Seems like a *piracy-focused person would have known this…?

Genuine question: How would more people know and take advantage of modified apps like this if they were never mentioned? Personally, it never reached me, and I’m pretty connected. If I had done a search for “Spotify Premium for free” in the past, I would 100% expect that to show a list of false promises and malware…

People forget how crazy the speculation was in those pre-streaming days. Like D&D (the Game of Thrones hacks), I think they thought they had to go in a different direction than fans guessed, or they “lost”. That’s not their job. Literal millions of people watched these shows every showing, there’s just no way that no one guesses what happens and posts it online. But their ego was bruised, so they thought they had to go a way that no one was expecting (because it made no sense: Game of Thrones), or say they wanted an unexplainable mystery (so no payoff after years of investment: Lost). The end result is ruining an incredibly popular, critically-acclaimed show…

Totally. That’s also how I felt about Lost.

The Importance of Ending Stories

I thought it was because I love onions so much I cry! I’m tearing up right now…

I love this one. I feel like it’s almost art…

My kettle broke! ☹️ Don’t hurt me, Limeys!

Please get out of my home.