My favorite one so far

That plane is falling

AI can’t write well

Live, laugh, love, jump

I have a gay friend that loves Trump, I tried to explain this to him but he got mad at me

We are so fucked

Still pissed that Coors stopped the import of Caffrey’s 20+ years ago

Man, my friend got all his D&D stuff taken away in 1984, he bought new stuff and left it at my house, which was fine by me as he said I could use it even if he wasn’t around.

It’s morbin time!

Welcome to the new dark age

Indeed

I am Groot
I’m tired of all these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane