You got time to duck?

Gen X is getting AARP literature in the mail. I know some people who’s kids have graduated college.

Unmuted Porn from a crackly laptop speaker

Good, I could use some clown blood.

it looks like a forbidden lovers rendezvous…

you know we shouldn’t do this…but I love you…but, we can’t!

vacation? that would crazy.

For real though, I know of 3 Tacoma’s that have over 300k miles and are in daily driver condition.

if you’re going this far to get wrecked, just do heroin

Do you like camping in a submarine in a volcano of dust and radiation? Let’s Go to the Colonies!

also, both stripped somehow?

Cigarette girls still exist, in Vegas at least.

and that is why my lower back is crab meat

There is a hole where your soul should be, you liar. I bet you never pee in the shower too? again, you liar.

thats called being a professional chef.

I even have a PCIe slot open. My wife hates open slots. Makes me sad.

/s

not if it’s metric

neither for neither.

I dream of Christopher Reeve as an ideal America. I see Bizarro Superman as the reality.

what is the phobia of talking animals called? because I have that.

A rare photo of Amazon Prime