A man had free water in his house. This is what happened to his brain.

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To eat those wings, you must first know how to kill a mooing bird.

Big dumb corporation doing big dumb corporation stuff. It’s so big it can’t behave coherently anymore. But it’s also so big that it acts like a black hole that sucks all the money towards itself regardless of how stupid, unproductive and wasteful it is being.

When the marketing guy tries to do a job meant for the engineering department.

Depression. That human sense is depression.

In my area Kia drivers are also generally bad, but more in the “drive 20 under the speed limit for no reason while dragging a traffic cone that they’ve hit ten minutes back” category.

I’ve caught myself being excited about buying a ladder once. I’m officially old.

“I’m going to make the world a better place… For me.”

-Dr. Steel

Management not providing their employees with adequate tools to do their job while also keeping them in the dark about the greater picture of their company. Ignoring their employee’s problems and then blaming those who try to solve it on their own.

And whenever you want to search for information about something the result page gets flooded with AI generated garbage pages with misleading titles and that provide bullshit information.