This is insane. I love it.

This is seriously what watching his show is like. Rambling about dragons and princesses n shit and just going absolutely nowhere with it. It’s a simple enough concept that I understand the point that he’s trying to make, but he never really actually gets there and does it in a way I can only describe as stupid.

Also USB cords

I swear this is what some websites do

Lol this picture basically says “black people love crack”. This isn’t some wishy washy liberal bullshit, this is straight up racism, you fucking sausage hahaha

Nah, you’re a robot man. We caught you.

I do three reps of 100 fuck ups every day, soy boy. Try and keep up.

RETURN TO MONKE

That capital is created by the workers. It is extracted from them unjustly by capitalists, and then they claim they are responsible for the creation of everything just because they direct that stolen capital.

Started from the bottom now we here

My friends made me a shirt that says “my body is a machine that turns dicks into sucked dicks” and it’s like my favourite shirt.

Ah enshittification, making me not want to pay for your shitty services every god damn time.

Haha I get it man. When I watch Seinfeld now I get annoyed because I’m like “how am I older than George costanza

What? Isn’t that what they are supposed to look like now?

You’re a ridiculous person.

Yes, I find it funny that using the word liberal in any context is too much politics for some people.

It’s hysterical to me that for some of you this enters your threshold for what you consider a “political meme”

Haha okay. I was confused as shit for a second and reread the thing a few times trying to figure out why I was too stupid to understand what was happening.

Because they look like biscuits. The tool you use to cut in the holes you use to put them in is literally called a biscuit joiner.

Also they’re delicious. But don’t fuckin’ eat em.

These are used for joining together pieces of wood, usually for furniture. Don’t eat ‘em.

Source: am carpenter.