MOM! Phineas and Ferb are educating the greater Public about the universal benefits of a 4-day work week with no reduction in pay!

Ranked choice voting was murdered by the democrats and republicans in Colorado

As posted elsewhere in the comments, Overgrowth was finally finished and the physics-based combat is extremely fun. Wolfire went on to make the handgun-simulator Receiver and Receiver 2 which are both also great

Explain to me how much Trump supports Israel, because it’s definitely not less than Harris and Biden did

I’m convinced these shitty shitty stalls are the reason so many Americans fear the idea of trans people, or people who do not appear to be cis, using the bathroom.

I mean idk who you are. Fer all I know yer a granpappy in Freeport, Illinois who doesn’t want young’ns who eat avocado toast to whine about not being able to afford insulin shots, or something

This is why poor americans die from treatable disease

I totally get this since I’ve definitely done it before. For anyone who might like to know a strategy that has worked for a fellow tommorrow-me assassin, if you want to do something tomorrow then actually figure out the time of day you’re going to do it, given how long it will take you to do it. The earlier in the day the better. Then keep that time in mind when you’re going to sleep so that you wake up with that plan in mind.

This might not work for everyone obviously but it has proven pretty reliable for me

Shout out to all the Guitar Hero 3 players

The Taco Bell Fourth Hole™️

I’d argue modern letters to the Christians are everywhere, but it doesn’t matter. Even if Paul were currently alive and nearing 2000 years old people would find a reason to ignore him because what they believe in is definitively not Christianity.

Tomorrow We Will Fail

I’m all over a good Burnout meme. I only ever played Burnout Paradise but I don’t care. Burnout is the best racing series ever

You have insulted one of my greatest loves in a way I can never forgive.

Yes of course I’m talking about fucking ice cream

My dad: “Yeah, maybe a good solution to the problem of not being able to pay rent would be government-provided housing”

Also my dad: “Socialism is horrible! If it wasn’t, then why would EVERYONE be trying to leave Communist countries like Russia and the rest of Eastern Europe???”

Back in my day, AMD was always the butt of this joke. My, how times have changed

“What about capitalism is worth dying for?” “Don’t ask me, employee. You’re the one that’s going to be dying!”

Reminds me of the best, second layer of defense for birth control. The Tabasco Fiasco

It’s like an alarm for your condom!

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We need a Lemmy dictionary so someone can finally clarify what people mean when they say “liberal”