Wife: what are you thinking about having?
Me: my ass ate out
Waiter:… I’ll give you some more time.
Wife: what are you thinking about having?
Me: my ass ate out
Waiter:… I’ll give you some more time.


I believe that is a “pink pussy”
There are very rigorous building standards
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/haucpf/comment/fv505w1/